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quote #1325
<davr> did the baby drop yet?
<davr> I'm not a parent, unsure of the correct lingo to use. I might be getting babies confused with dubstep.
<HammyLaptop> i can see how you might confuse the two
<HammyLaptop> both are way too much unnecessary noise
Submitted by davr on Monday, May 7th, 2012 03:36:19 PM from channel Unknown
Current rating: 2 + / –
quote #1324
quote #1324
<StwngCwphgr> so i asked google for freema and it came up with morgan freeman. and now i know: even google can't tell black people apart.
Submitted by davr on Thursday, May 3rd, 2012 01:24:09 PM from channel Unknown
Current rating: 0 + / –
quote #1323
quote #1323
<shortigo> protip: you can heat up cold breasts by squeezing them between your warm thighs
<shortigo> this also works for chicken
Submitted by davr on Thursday, April 5th, 2012 04:49:09 PM from channel Unknown
Current rating: -2 + / –
quote #1322
quote #1322
<jwilbur> roses are red, bacon is also red
<jwilbur> poems are hard,
<jwilbur> bacon.
Submitted by davr on Wednesday, April 4th, 2012 11:07:08 PM from channel Unknown
Current rating: 2 + / –
quote #1321
quote #1321
<darkling> my final paper at university was about audio encoders.
<darkling> the last one in my last term whatever they call it
<web0> expulsion?
Submitted by netninja on Thursday, March 29th, 2012 03:08:31 PM from channel Unknown
Current rating: 1 + / –
quote #1320
quote #1320
<Weregoose> HP, Casio, and TI should get together and make a product called the Pistachio.
Submitted by netninja on Monday, March 26th, 2012 05:07:54 PM from channel Unknown
Current rating: 0 + / –
quote #1319
quote #1319
<Jungleman> if you can get a DUI on a bike
<Jungleman> what about a wheel chair
Submitted by netninja on Saturday, March 24th, 2012 11:11:26 PM from channel Unknown
Current rating: 0 + / –
quote #1318
quote #1318
<@andr00> We were TALKING about CUPCAKES
<leopard> and supernintendo
<darkling> i want a cupcake.
<leopard> AND CUPCAKES VERY LOUDLY
Submitted by netninja on Saturday, March 24th, 2012 02:41:41 AM from channel Unknown
Current rating: -1 + / –
quote #1317
quote #1317
delon22 (delon22@79.125.168.41) has joined. «119 people»
<delon22> http://www.wix.com/xteensx/best-teens-porn-movies YOUNG TEEN FUCKED BY 15 BIG COCKS
* netpirate sets mode: +b delon22!*delon22@79.125.168.41
* delon22 was kicked by ratty (Banned)
<@andr00> seriously, what young teen in here HASN'T
Submitted by netninja on Saturday, March 17th, 2012 04:59:04 PM from channel Unknown
Current rating: -1 + / –
quote #1316
quote #1316
<slvmchn> i woke up sitting up in my bed in a dorm CREAMING
<slvmchn> bloody murder
<@netpirate> LULZ
<@netpirate> BEST
<slvmchn> and i remember him going dude? dude?
<@netpirate> TYPO
<@netpirate> EVER
<slvmchn> ahhahahahahahaha